Where’s the App?
Right now? She’s in soft launch slay mode.
Want in early?
Get the tea. Help us build it.
Or keep lurking. We get it, it’s a vibe.
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About LLMA
About LLMA
LLMA started as a TikTok idea—half joke, half truth, all heart. What began as a playful take on lavender marriages quickly turned into something bigger: a brand, a movement, and a radical rethinking of what partnership can look like.
Because deep down, a lot of us aren’t just craving romance. We’re craving clarity. Boundaries. Safety. Shared goals.
We want someone who will show up in life with us, not just for a highlight reel.
LLMA is built on the idea that you can live your whole life—authentically, loudly, safely—with someone who respects your space, loves your weird, and thrives on the logistics of building a life together.
This isn’t about pretending.
It’s about redefining success in relationships through intentional commitment, high-functioning friendship, and bold emotional honesty.
From TikTok to full-blown platform, LLMA is proof that when you speak your truth—even half-sarcastically—people show up. And not just to laugh, but to say: “Wait… that sounds like exactly what I need.”
We’re not rewriting love.
We’re just writing it our way.